In short: We ain't telling The Man squat. We don't tell anybody else how to call you to sell you more stuff you don't need. We don't tell anybody else your favorite colors or what size you wear. That's Big Brother, man, and that ain't cool.
Important Message about Shipping: The shopping cart will give you a cost for UPS. That cost will appear high. We really wind up shipping most retail orders via USPS because it's usually cheaper and quicker. We will adjust the final total when we ask the shopping cart to release payment to us. The better cost will appear on your credit card statement. Your shipping will never be more than the invoice says, no matter how we wind up shipping it. We do not make profit from shipping. Until we can find a better way, you will just have to trust us to do this. We have hundreds of satisfied customers who can attest to the fact that we will.
Copyright Statement: Everything on this website, past and future, is copyrighted by Dirty Hippie Soaps. Not only is this the law, from a small-business perspective, we have worked very hard, put in a lot of research, done our homework, for everything that's on this website. And, as much as we understand that the Hippie family members are cute as they can be and our pictures are fabulous, this Copyright Statement means that no one is allowed to lift pictures, narrative, copy, slogans, etc. without the express written permission of Dirty Hippie Soaps.